John W. Patterson
Word count: 2,181
The Improbable Moment At precise junctures of history the improbable asserts its dominance. A freshly resonant paradigm's domain is multidimensional, fleeting, and timeless. Thom Michaels is anxiously new to New York City. He's late for a posh power lunch but the smell of pretzels and grilled sausages lures him off line. Strollered moms, acrobat rhythm boys, and down-lucked dregfolk stare at Thom. A rollerbladed courier flashrips past Michaels, ungently nudging him. He kneels and readies his scattered gear back together. A fumbled portfolio, chocked full of Dali/Giger/Venosa pastiches, decorates Central Park's cement outskirts. Just one pretzel and maybe a ginger ale before hopping a taxi to the Twin Towers will suffice. Waiting in line, shifting his weight, and reading a P. K. Dick collection, he catches a phrase of chit chat. Some dude is going for a world record over near the new sculpture of goddess Gaia. Thom curses his watch and pulls out his phone, buying himself ten more minutes. He pockets the phone and heads back toward Broadway when he spies the Changer. An old man sits near the bronzed Gaia, Earth mother and tosses a small leather ball up and down. Thom watches and listens. He learns the guy started this toss and catch routine three years ago. He only stops to sleep for five hours daily. This guy, Reynolds, keeps the ritual going even while visiting the toilet, showering twice a week, and snacking on this and that. His younger sister takes care of the financial needs and other legalities. The old guy believes he will engender a New World's birthing when the Improbable visits. For one day he thinks the ball will not return to his hand. It will hover in the Point of Insignificant Events. Once this happens the world changes and new things of unimagined wonder will occur. At the end of this present world or at the endpoint of Probable Need, the ball will return to the Old Way. This ball, this old man, together, anticipate the end of this age. Thom wonders why he has not heard of this guy in some news somewhere. He shakes his head and jogs off hailing a taxi to lunch. He'll check this guy out later. He of course leaves town in too big a rush to remember Mr. Reynolds. Thom proceeds to entirely forget the Changer. Well, he didn't consciously think of him. Art sales are unpredictably favorable for Thom over the next decade. He paints pictures of doors. All his doors lead to the places of dreams and longings. Thom started painting scenes of cities where all the doors were small windows revealing horrors or plagues just beyond the threshold. Bored, he then switched to having doors in the sky filled with pastries and circus scenes. One day he began painting a series of balls, each sitting close to partially opened doors. The balls were first on the ground with the doors, maybe in a desert or sometimes in a jungle. Eventually, Thom began sketching a roughened, battered looking ball in the clouds hovering just above a revolving door. Thom's final painting of his floating ball studies showed Elysian fields beyond the revolving door and a wasteland of twisted steel and acrid clouds of a great inferno this side of the door. The aged ball of leather hung suspended in space and time in a glass cube. The painting was well received and Thom made more money due to that single creation than all his previous works. It was phenomenal, inexplicable. It nearly destroyed the little spark of inspiration left in Thom. One evening he watched a televised special on life's mimicry of art and the scene shifted to New York City's Central Park. Thom dropped his glass of ginger ale and choked on his pretzel. There was the old man, George Reynolds, the Changer, still tossing his leather ball up to the clouds. The narrator then cut to a close-up of Thom's now famous painting of the floating ball and the revolving door. Some creative image mingling, the man in the park and select revolving doors of Fifth Avenue ended the segment. And so life had imitated art. Thom suddenly knew otherwise. All these years were only a preparation, an echo of his three minutes in the park ten years ago. He had to get back to that man. There was an overdue meeting to be held. Thom booked a flight to Newark, New Jersey that night over the Web. He was to leave RDU International Airport tomorrow at eight a.m. He left his Asheville, N.C. home to drive that night to Raleigh. Michaels would catch some sleep later. His '73, low rider, Jaguar made the four-hour night drive an extended near-death experience. One speeding ticket away from revocation of his license, the only nagging aspect clear amidst the ineffable blur of guardrails at midnight. He blew by Burlington?s ghost outlet malls and Durham shrank into the glassy oblivion of his rearview mirror. Tomorrow everything would change. Thom felt it somewhere in his slumbering hopes. He passed a road sign, "Time for change? See New York!", it flashed the Manhattan skyline with Thom's floating ball and revolving door painting just rising over the Twin Towers, "Check out our art. See the Michaels originals!" Thom had seen the ad dozens of times before but this time he nearly choked again on his favorite honey-mustard and onion, sourdough, pretzels. He thought to himself how all his art seemed to flow from seeing that guy doing his thing in Central Park that afternoon ten years ago. He had to at least thank the guy. A public acknowledgment, yeah, a little press conference was in order. That would suffice. Thom was a bit late. He arrived at Newark as planned early the next morning. Thom took a limo past the Lady, through the Tunnel to Fifth Avenue. He neared the Gaia statue grove of trees now much taller and saw an ambulance illuminating a small crowd of people. Pushing through the press of onlookers Thom sees EMT's packing their gear away and someone being covered with a sheet. He wriggled his way to the front and asked where the old guy with the ball tossing gig might be, knowing the answer to come. "Excuse me, has anyone here seen George Reynolds, the guy that hangs out here tossing the--" Thom begins. "Mr. Reynolds expired here at his favorite bench, sir, not more than twenty minutes ago. I'm sorry, Mr. . . . ?" an NYPD officer responded. Thom replies explaining he is an old friend and attempts to see the body as the police get the area cleared. Michaels is told to go to the morgue if he can prove he's family. The ambulance drives off with the dead Changer and the crowd disperses. Thom crumples onto the old man's favorite bench, staring into his inner void of loss, slightly nauseous. A street urchin stares at Thom and runs up to him, saying, "Watch me toss this ball up in the sky. It'll stick! Gimme a quarter and you'll see! Mister, you hear me?" Smiling eyes look up at Thom's vacant gaze. The child's hands were empty. What ball was he talking about anyway? Thom's brain was mostly on autopilot in his shock and sleep deprived daze. He handed the boy a quarter in hopes he would vanish. Yeah, he'd vanish just like the chance to thank George Reynolds for all the free inspiration. Laughing, the gleeful little lad threw his empty hand up and pointed up into a gingko tree. "There you go, stuck! It won't come neither. See mister? Lookit!" Thom glanced up and blinked several times. In the air, suspended in the Improbable Moment, beneath the fluttering gingko leaves was a leather ball. Thom began mumbling and climbing the bench, the tree. "Mister, don't climb that tree! You crazy? Hey! Leave that ball be!" Thom cannot hear or see anything now but the Icon of his subconscious. He soon learns from the little boy, after a hasty five-dollar bill exchange, that the old man named George died laughing. He was smiling and laughing and dancing. Sometime that morning he had been tossing the old ball up and it didn't come down. The little boy, now wandered off, described the simplicity of the moment and how the old man got dizzy and sat back down and just was gone, just smiling his way into a New World. Thom pulls branches and leaves back away from the ball. It was stuck on nothing, suspended only on the Point of Insignificant Events.Thom informed the proper parties and the rest is . . . well theoretical at best. Arriving at no conclusions and an assorted array of probable improbables, the United States Government, and the associated dignitaries graciously accept Thom Michaels' donation and exclusive design for New York City's new Shrine of the Improbable. Within its alabaster alcoves resides the hovering, glass- encased, leather ball. Armed guards and bombproof glassite enclosed as well, the bench, and the tomb of the posthumously honored George Reynolds. Again the print sales of Thom Michaels' final painting outsell any other piece of art in history. Many believe his works to be prophetic and cultic groups even have them tattooed on themselves. A book was released by one church proclaiming George and Thom as heralds of a New Age. Thom remained even more secluded and pensive in the mountains of North Carolina. Something about all of this was just missing the mark. A great incompleteness hung over everything. The old guy had spoke of a New World coming and wonderful things happening once the Improbable visited. All that had really changed was that the Changer was gone. What was lacking? Who was the Changer now? Late that evening in vivid hypnogogic imagery Thom saw the revolving door in his revolving mind. His now famous painting had a door beneath the floating ball miracle of George Reynolds. Now there's a door with the ball at the shrine! Before, there was only the bench, the ball, and George Reynold's dream. Thom saw it clearly now. "Reynolds was right! Through the door of the Shrine must be an exit from this world. Beyond the door is the New World, a return to the Golden Age, the Elysian plains! It isn't the here and now. It's in the there and then. I must see beyond the now to walk into George's vision. George saw it when the ball didn't return and he joyfully entered! He slipped out, dancing into the Improbable. My entrance is the door he opened! I've been a painter of signs along the way there for these past ten years. I was so close to the tree, I missed the forest!" Within a few maddening hours Thom was back, once again in a hurry, in Central Park. He wasn't going to be late this time even though Time didn't rule things beyond the door. He jogged past the Gaia grove and onto the Shrine of the Improbable. Thom explained to the guard that he would enter and not exit. Thom further explained that once inside, he would never be found. He was going on to George Reynold's New World. It was through the revolving doors at the top of the stairs. Thom started the short pilgrimage up the stairs to the ivory spired edifice of hope. "Mister Michaels, I believe it may be true for you and the few others that?s wound the way you are but go on. I'll see you 'round about lunch time. I know you can't resist them hot fresh pretzels," the guard called out up to Thom. Thom chuckled awhile and climbed the steps to the door. He turned back to the guard and spoke, "Let's hope they have pretzels in the New World." Thom Michaels was never seen again after that morning. Thom's extended message left on the Web led a record thirty three-million people to visit the Shrine in the year 2007. Of those entering its doors, over seventy thousand people were subsequently reported as missing. The Shrine of the Improbable was temporarily closed for remodeling. It was explained as a project for a new Cyberworld site design project. The explanation was a cover for another study to be made of the Shrine's entrance. As the leather ball remained, so the revolving door was equally uncooperative with the overtures of skeptical analysis. A year later a nuclear terrorist attack destroyed most of New York City. A long winter began for the rest of us. Mushroom dominos clicked together, toppling onto humanity around the dying earth over the following hellish months. Inexplicably, the Shrine of the Improbable was left standing. The sound of a leather ball dropping to the bottom of its glass case went unnoticed. Outside there was only a wasteland of twisted steel and acrid clouds of a great inferno. (Thanks to J. W. Dunne and Rupert Sheldrake for inspiration.)
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